Express employees were dispirited today when, after running the ACLI Capital Challenge, they discovered the organizers were no longer giving out a spirit award, which meant their bribes of cookies and beer were all for naught. We took to interoffice chat to comfort ourselves in this time of grief.

Here’s what we’re sharing today.

Sam and Lori became concerned that the Washington metropolitan area is about to be eaten by a shark.

Sam noted that the internet is obsessed with Charlie Day’s graduation speech.

Rudi and Lori M. got pretty excited that Bill Hader is making a show for HBO.

 

Cat-owner Allie marveled at a  camera designed to take and send gifs.

Then Allie tipped us off to one D.C. resident’s sneaky plan for getting around sky-high rents.