We're the fittest city in the nation! (Mandel Ngan / Getty Images) We’re the fittest city in the nation! (Mandel Ngan / Getty Images)

We spend our days browsing the Web for the most interesting, often weirdest links out there so you don’t have to. Now read this:

—Congrats, D.C., we’re the fittest city in the country! Brunch to celebrate!

—Today in PLEASE TAKE ALL OUR MONEY news, LeVar Burton launched a Kickstarter to bring “Reading Rainbow” to classrooms.

—A zoo in Michigan is selling exotic animal dung as compost manure. How can you resist planting your azaleas in zebra poop?

—So yes, Google’s driverless cars have no steering wheels, but they also look adorable. Really though.

—A raven keeps attacking cars in Maine. Cue the Edgar Allen Poe jokes.

—Ferret lovers rejoice: Bill de Blasio wants to end the ban on your furry friends in NYC.

—Watch this woman eat a 72-ounce steak dinner in under five minutes. Then watch her eat another one immediately after. It’s weirdly mesmerizing.