Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have been married for almost 11 years, meaning they’ve lasted nearly 56 Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries and, at press time, around 223 Kimyes. The nicknameless couple (Mullerman? Offerally?) still seem to like each other well enough to work together, both occasionally on “Parks and Recreation” and with their live variety show, which they’ll stage in D.C. on Friday. Here are other celebrity couples we hope will hit the road together.
Amy Poehler and Nick Kroll
Though we think Poehler really works better onstage — AND IN LIFE — with ex Will Arnett, Kroll (who plays Pawnee shock jock The Douche on “Parks and Rec”) has enough comedy chops to keep up with her. But, Amy, isn’t it always better to stick with the guy who has “Arrested Development” on his résumé?
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
“Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Parks and Rec” star Pratt and hasn’t-quite-found-her-star-vehicle-but-is-really-funny Faris could team up as a musical duo. We have no idea if she can sing, but he’s the frontman for Mouse Rat. He can carry anyone.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
A hilarious, profanity-laden scene the two shared in “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas” and a recent appearance on “RuPaul’s Drag Race” showed they have their comic timing down. Which, speaking of timing, let’s get on with that wedding, guys. You’ve been engaged seven years.
DAR Constitution Hall, 1776 D St. NW; Fri., 8 p.m., $37.50; 202-628-4780. (Farragut West)