You ordered Peroni because, let’s be honest, it’s Italian and you want to seem fancy — the same reasons you root for the Italian national team (if you’re not from Italy). But just like Italy is often painful to watch, Peroni is painful to drink.
Embodying American spirit while being managed by Europeans — that’s what both team USA and Budweiser represent. Order this, and do your best impression of U.S. national team coach
Jurgen Klinsmann’s signature celebratory dive.
Dos Equis? More like dos a cero, an American fan would say (it’s the taunt Americans direct at the Mexican team after beating it 2-0 in four straight home World Cup Qualifiers). Like Mexico, this beer is just not as good as its American competitors on U.S. soil.