Silver Line service doesn’t start ’till Saturday, but here’s head start on the harping that’s sure to follow. We collected every complaint we could find about WMATA’s new line and compiled them to the tune of “Silver Bells.”
Did they really think we’d walk to Tysons?
Blue line cutbacks
Orange lines share tracks
Tempers getting real frayed
Never thought we’d miss I-66
Silver Line, Silver Line
Connecting the ‘burbs to the city
Orange crush, morning rush
Will we get to work on time?
Shiny new trains
Public service campaigns
Free t-shirts galore
Is this what put us so over-budget?
Wiehle-Reston
Is done testing
Those fancy new tracks
And from Tysons to Largo we’ll hear
Silver Line, Silver Line
Trains cramming through Rosslyn tunnel
We are told
When we’re old
It will run to IAD
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