Last month, Uribe took over the kitchen at Toki Underground, H Street’s (still) white-hot ramen shop. We had a few weird questions for him.
How many unread emails are in your inbox right now?
A very casual 30,589.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
I think all guys have the hots for Lara Croft.
What’s something not a lot of people know about you?
I’ve had more than 10 concussions. And I’ve been hit by a bus and a minivan.
What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?
“Captain America: Civil War.”
What’s a word you always misspell?
Mediterranean gives me trouble. It’s why I never cooked it.
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