Taylor’s latest has the dead eyes of someone who’s already sick of breakup-song jokes. (Getty Images)

Taylor Swift has been secretly dating 26-year-old British actor Joe Alwyn, Britain’s The Sun reported. According to the outlet, the 27-year-old pop star has been renting a house in London, where Alwyn reportedly lives with his parents, and has been disguising herself to keep her identity under wraps. A source told The Sun that the two are “the real deal” and that this is “a very serious relationship.” Alwyn, who starred in last year’s “Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk,” was called Tinseltown’s “next big thing” by The Hollywood Reporter last October. —Express



Ben’s phone has a label on it that says “phone.” Amy’s not a kindergarten teacher. The end. (Getty Images)

Good taste
Amy is just happy he let her keep the furniture

Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch, her boyfriend of more than a year, have split up. “Amy and Ben have ended their relationship after thoughtful consideration and remain friends,” Schumer’s rep told People. The magazine noted that Hanisch, a Chicago-based furniture designer, didn’t attend the premiere of Schumer’s film “Snatched” last week. —Express



Donald Trump and Jimmy Fallon, in happier times. (Getty Images)

Minimizing
‘I should have just told him his Twitter is bad’

Jimmy Fallon spoke to The New York Times about last fall’s controversy in which “The Tonight Show” host was criticized for ruffling Donald Trump’s hair during his visit to the show. “I didn’t do it to humanize him,” he said. “I almost did it to minimize him. I didn’t think that would be a compliment.” Fallon added that he was “devastated” by the public’s reaction. —Express



Scott would never overcompensate. (Getty Images)

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Scott Disick, 33-year-old “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” cast member, and Bella Thorne, 19-year-old former Disney actress, were spotted at dinner in Los Angeles on Monday. The New York Post reported that they made pit stops at a couple of clubs before leaving together in Disick’s car. A source told People it was “a real date” and Disick was “a total gentleman.” —Express



Renee smirked. Soon, Matthew would realize that his stylist had punk’d him. (Getty Images)

Biology
Matt shows he knows where babies come from

“Glee” alum Matthew Morrison and his wife, Renee Puente, are expecting their first child together. “The fact that it’s half me and half the person that I love most in this world … I’m so excited to meet our child and to see what he or she looks like,” Morrison said to People magazine. He added he’s “looking forward to everything” about fatherhood. —Express



Celebrity, or bridesmaid at a wedding with an “arty” photographer? (Getty Images)

Verbatim

“[Betty’s] so funny and crass. … She called me a b—- one time, which I loved.”
—Emily Osment, sharing with Us Weekly what it’s like working with Betty White, who appeared on Osment’s “Young & Hungry”