Twitter goes all out for Father’s Day.
Whenever I would tell my dad that I was going to the bathroom he would reply, "mention my name and you'll get a good seat!" #DadQuotes
— Jay McArthur (@jaymcarthur1025) June 14, 2017
@jaymcarthur1025, sharing a dad joke on Twitter for Father’s Day. “My dad just told me he didn’t even want kids, he just wanted to be able to say dad jokes,” @emilyosborne_99 tweeted. Others shared the “most dad thing” they have done this year.
Called Budget to try and negotiate the "frankly—absolutely ridiculous" $13/day car seat charge
— Bradford Pearson (@BradfordPearson) June 18, 2017
My sister once asked my dad what he thought of her dating someone named Hansel, all he said back was "I bet you'd reGRETEL that" #DadQuotes
— Hayley Thaxton (@haythax7) June 14, 2017
Rhode Island Teacher of the Year stayed true to himself for his photo with Trump.
“So grateful and happy you had the courage and good taste to be yourself in the Oval Office. Congratulations on your award.”
Dennis Moffitt, commenting on Nikos Giannopoulos’ viral Facebook post of his official photo with President Trump. Giannopoulos won Rhode Island’s teacher of the year award, which earned him an invitation to the White House. He told The Washington Post that he wanted to dress the same way in Washington that he does around his students. Giannopoulos, who described himself as “openly queer,” said that Trump told him he had good style. “I was visibly queer in the Oval Office, and no one can take that away from me,” Giannopoulos said.
Michael Phelps will apparently race a shark for Shark Week.
Phelps vs. Shark
– Are there trained sharks? Like dog racing?
– Sharks can't do butterfly, Phelps best event
– Is Ryan Lochte the bait?
— Jason Rubin (@jasonrubin91) June 16, 2017
@Jasonrubin91, asking the important questions about the announcement that Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps is going to race a great white shark, as part of Discovery Channel’s Shark Week. Viewers will have to wait until July 23 to find out how this race is possible.
Honestly, I'm more excited for Michael Phelps racing a great white shark than I am for the Mayweather-McGregor fight. Just me though.
— Jason Dockter (@DrGeneva1560) June 16, 2017
Prince George’s face was pretty funny at Trooping the Colour.
— Heather Penny (@reelofthe51st) June 17, 2017
@reelofthe51st, joking about Prince George, who looked less than thrilled in some of the photographs from the annual Trooping the Colour celebration. The event, which took place Saturday, is the official birthday celebration for Queen Elizabeth, even though the queen turned 91 in April. The royal family stood on the balcony of Buckingham Palace for the Royal Air Force’s traditional flyover.