Dancing hot dog wins hearts across Snapchat.
I take back all the bad things I have ever said about Snapchat they have a dancing hot dog filter I love snapchat
— annasus (@tinytaes) July 3, 2017
@tinytaes, tweeting about Snapchat’s gimmick-y new feature — the dancing hot dog. The wiener can be added to any video on the app, and it’s getting a lot of love.
I hope the dancing hot dog never gets played out
— Anthony (@AdotFalcon) July 4, 2017
the dancing hot dog saved snapchat from bankruptcy
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) July 8, 2017
the lil snapchat dancing hot dog has more energy and zest for life than i ever will but i exist in the physical world so i win this round
— thierry ennui (@theqwaincrane) July 10, 2017
Steve Bannon apparently has a painting of himself as Napoleon.
if I'm remembering right, thinking of yourself as Napoleon is stereotypically a symptom of perfect emotional stability https://t.co/gwJZUnSdm6
— Sam Thielman (@samthielman) July 10, 2017
@samthielman, reacting sarcastically to the news that Steve Bannon, adviser to President Trump, at one point had a painting in his office of himself dressed as Napoleon Bonaparte. New York magazine reported the detail in a profile on Bannon, and said the painting was a gift from British politician Nigel Farage.
Hakuna matata, or Acuna Moncada, it means no worries.
What a wonderful phrase. pic.twitter.com/nqR4CijsAV
— Cespedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) July 9, 2017
@CespedesBBQ, noticing that next to each other, the jerseys worn by minor league baseball players Ronald Acuna and Yoan Moncada look like the phrase “Hakuna Matata” from “The Lion King.” This picture of Acuna, who plays for the Braves’ affiliate in Mississippi, and Moncada, who plays for the White Sox’s affiliate in Charlotte, N.C., was taken at the MLB Futures Game on Sunday. Minor league baseball’s Twitter even riffed on the Disney lyrics: “It means no worries (for the World Team).”
@ChiSoxFanMike tweeted some advice:
I think the Sox need to get Ronald Acuna at whatever cost so they can have Acuna and Moncada back to back in the lineup for years to come.
— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 10, 2017
Scottish man’s rant about eggs goes viral.
ok ok seriously though we did not go through 300 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION to have an egg just roll around on a fucking plate
— moth dad (@innesmck) July 9, 2017
@innesmck, a Scottish man who went on a heated Twitter rant when he realized that it’s not a cultural practice in America to eat soft-boiled eggs out of egg cups. The Scot clearly feels that Americans are missing out on this incredible method of egg-eating.