And be forewarned: There’s a lot of plot in “The Goldfinch,” which stars Ansel Elgort as Theo Decker, a young man struggling with the trauma of having survived a bombing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art when he was 13, a crime that left his mother dead and Theo with a crippling case of emotional loss and survivor’s guilt. As the film opens, Theo is in Amsterdam, ready to end his suffering in the most permanent way possible. What ensues is a retelling of how he got here: a mournful picaresque involving a wealthy adoptive family in New York; a stint in the dun-colored outer reaches of recession-era Las Vegas; an adolescent infatuation with a red-haired girl who was also affected by the bombing and the titular small painting that disappeared in the carnage.
Just how the painting figures into Theo’s psychic pain forms the central mystery of “The Goldfinch,” which should play like a psychological thriller but keeps getting bogged down in ructions, convolutions, digressions and tiresomely talky episodes, wherein Theo shares his good taste and love of antiques with the slightly glazed Upper East Side doyenne who becomes his foster mother (played with prim remoteness by Nicole Kidman) and a dealer named James Hobart (Jeffrey Wright); endures a nightmarish stint with his deadbeat dad and similarly no-count quasi-stepmother (Luke Wilson and Sarah Paulson); and embarks on various drug trips with a colorful Ukrainian expat named Boris (played by Finn Wolfhard as a child and Aneurin Barnard as an adult). During Theo’s teen years, when he’s portrayed by Oakes Fegley, “The Goldfinch” resembles such similarly themed dramas as “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” and “Wonderstruck,” a comparison that doesn’t work in its favor. By the time he gets to be an adult, what the audience is presumably meant to sympathize with, as Theo’s heightened sensitivities and psychic wounds, instead looks like a gigantic, woozy wallow in epic self-pity.
That might sound harsh, but an unmistakable air of unexamined privilege wafts through “The Goldfinch” like so much Chanel No. 5, a mood that isn’t helped by the fact that the characters have names like Kitsey, Platt and Welty. Handsomely designed by K.K. Barrett, the film takes place in the kind of milieu that Whit Stillman made a career both celebrating and skewering. Absent his observant wit, however, “The Goldfinch” plays like a maudlin, upper-crusty melodrama that only becomes more convoluted and self-serving as it slowly makes its way to a schematic and morally dubious finale.
At nearly 2½ hours, “The Goldfinch” asks a lot of its viewers, and gives precious little back in return. Overstuffed, overlong and utterly uninvolving, this is a movie that feels as morbidly trapped as the poor little bird of its title. Rather than spread its wings and fly free, it stays frustratingly, eternally inert.
R. At area theaters. Contains drug use and strong language. 149 minutes.