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20 Election Day distractions

In a Post-ABC News poll, 61 percent of people were anxious about the idea of Donald Trump as president, while 56 percent were anxious about Hillary Clinton. If you’ve cast your vote, there’s nothing left to do but to distract yourself until results come in.

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You may be tired of seeing the candidates by now, but what about <a href="https://dogvacay.com/blog/ready-for-a-super-tuesday-these-dogs-are-dressed-as-presidential-candidates/">puppies dressed up as Bernie, Hillary <nobr>and Donald</a>?</nobr>

(DogVacay)

Pups for President!  

You may be tired of seeing the candidates by now, but what about puppies dressed up as Bernie, Hillary and Donald?

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Watch this election-free video

We have a whole playlist of election-free videos. No Trump, no Clinton. Just koalas, meerkats, fall foliage, waterfalls and sleeping puppies.

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In 1908, there were only 46 states in the Union

That same year, the Chicago Cubs won the World Series, Theodore Roosevelt was president and the song “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” was released.

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 In 1806, a young Andrew Jackson dueled Charles Dickinson after a series of public insults between the two. After receiving a direct shot to the chest, Jackson fired back, killing Dickinson. He was never prosecuted for murder, and in 1829 he became our seventh president.

Andrew Jackson kills Charles Dickinson. (Library of Congress)

2016 isn’t the first U.S. election to feature “yuge” personalities

 In 1806, a young Andrew Jackson dueled Charles Dickinson after a series of public insults between the two. After receiving a direct shot to the chest, Jackson fired back, killing Dickinson. He was never prosecuted for murder, and in 1829 he became our seventh president.

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Thank the Founders for checks and balances

Take a deep breath. The president has a lot less power than people tend to think. Most statutes are passed with Congress’s spending clause, heavily limiting the president’s power.

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Disappointed with your options this election? Thinking about running for office? Start by learning <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/on-leadership/wp/2015/11/17/what-to-do-with-your-hands-when-speaking-in-public/?tid=distract-me">what to do with your hands when speaking <nobr>in public</a>.</nobr>
#7 Avoid drawing attention to the wrong places

Disappointed with your options this election? Thinking about running for office? Start by learning what to do with your hands when speaking in public.

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Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson on how they would pardon a turkey. (IJ Review)

There’s one presidential duty we can trust anyone with …

the turkey pardon! Watch this ridiculous video of then-presidential-candidates unofficially pardoning a turkey.

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#tellamericaitsgreat

In case you missed it, watch this optimistic video from our friendly neighbors in Canada.

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“Don’t be in a party, be a party”

What’s more joyful than Kid President? His political platform includes dancing and making the world more awesome.

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Instead of worrying about Clinton and Trump, learn about the character and legacy of a former president on the <nobr>“<a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/business/presidential-podcast/?tid=distract-me">Presidential” podcast</a>.</nobr>

Instead of worrying about Clinton and Trump, learn about the character and legacy of a former president on the Presidential” podcast.

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LBJ enjoyed surprising guests by driving his amphibious car straight into the lake while pretending the brakes were faulty.  

President Lyndon B. Johnson in his Amphicar. (Yoichi Okamoto/President Lyndon B. Johnson Library)

“The brakes don’t work! The brakes won’t hold!”

LBJ enjoyed surprising guests by driving his amphibious car straight into the lake while pretending the brakes were faulty.  

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Happy character887 days

… until the next presidential primary season. That’s a long time without campaign ads!

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<a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/national/obama-legacy/geological-historical-conservation.html?tid=distract-me">Presidents of both parties</a> have used the Antiquities Act of 1906 to preserve and protect some of our country’s most iconic geological and historically <nobr>important sites.</nobr>

An orca swims in the Salish Sea near the San Juan Islands, Wash. (Elaine Thompson/AP)

Presidents of both parties have used the Antiquities Act of 1906 to preserve and protect some of our country’s most iconic geological and historically important sites.

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Don’t sweat it. The Internet will make memes of the president and they will <nobr>be hilarious.</nobr> Don’t sweat it. The Internet will make memes of the president and they will <nobr>be hilarious.</nobr>

Don’t sweat it. The Internet will make memes of the president and they will be hilarious.

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Presidential Jokes

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

— Abraham Lincoln

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No matter what your politics, we can all agree this is adorable.

Former president George W. Bush and first lady Michelle Obama hug at the opening of the National Museum of African American History and Culture (AP)

No matter what your politics, we can all agree this is adorable.

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Even Congress gets along sometimes!

In July 2016, the House of Representative passed the Global Food Security Act with a vote of 369 to 53. The act gives the president power to implement strategies for global food security and nutrition.

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Presidential Jokes

“Washington, D.C., is 12 square miles bordered by reality.

— Andrew Johnson

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Cheer up! We get to fall in love with a new White <nobr>House pet.</nobr>

Socks, Chelsea Clinton’s cat, in the White House briefing room in 1994. (Marcy Nighswander/AP)

Cheer up! We get to fall in love with a new White House pet.

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Percent of Americans with high confidence in the military

Source: Gallup Note: Includes responses of “a great deal” and “quite a lot.”

Americans may disagree on who should be commander in chief, but most people give our military a thumbs up.

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Phew!

We’re much more relaxed now.
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Need more distractions? Check out these election-free graphics:

Project by Seth Blanchard and Emily Yount.
Illustrations by Eugene and Louise.
Icons by Star and Anchor Design, Olivier Guillard and from Noun Project.

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