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The following review appears in The Washington Post’s 2018 Fall Dining Guide.


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Bad Saint

(Excellent)

It’s still the coolest Filipino attraction I know, evinced by a line that can start as early as 3 p.m. even on a weekday for one of 24 no-reservations seats in a slim-fit dining room. Despite all the accolades and awards, Bad Saint still treats everyone like good neighbors. Small as the menu is (the open kitchen is the size of a closet), it changes often enough to encourage repeat queuing. Long pink daggers plunged into a mash the color of tar look like a prehistoric hors d’oeuvre; in reality, they’re radishes, meant to be dragged through a dip of burnt coconut, kissed with honey and now my favorite crudite. A lush pyramid of yellowfin tuna, sharpened with fresh ginger, rises from a pond of citrus sauce bolstered with red onion and cilantro. Lots of chefs cook with duck fat; Tom Cunanan opts for crab fat, a spread so good the staff gets it as a pick-me-up, simply eaten with rice. Pork shoulder — presented with shaved fennel salad, a liquid torch of vinegar and chiles and pork rinds whose crunch registers on my sound meter — is a lechon to love. “Do you think they’ll ever expand?” asks my buddy, who stood out front on a hot summer day for 2 1/2 hours. The owners say they won’t add an inch unless they can deliver something lofty, but I know a lot of feet that would be happy to see them try.

3 stars

Bad Saint: 3226 11th St. NW. badsaintdc.com.

Open: Dinner Wednesday-Monday.

Prices: Mains $13-$30.

Sound check: 80 / Must speak with raised voice.

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This review originally appeared in The Washington Post’s 2017 Fall Dining Guide as No. 6 on Tom’s Top 10.


Inihaw Na Sugpo at Bad Saint: Prawns, crab fat and habanero). (Deb Lindsey /For The Washington Post)

With only 24 seats, Bad Saint is a cozy spot that makes diners feel like they’ve won the lottery. (Deb Lindsey /For The Washington Post)

There’s nothing like Bad Saint, and that’s why it’s worth waiting for

(Excellent/Superlative)

Top 10 reasons you want to explore the one-of-a-kind, no-reservations Philippine storefront in Columbia Heights:

1. Philippines-born Tom Cunanan subscribes to the chef’s equivalent of the scribbler’s mantra: Cook what you know.

2. Gaining entry into the tiny room, just 24 seats, feels like winning the lottery.

3. If you’re vegetarian, no problem. But even carnivores will try to snatch your shredded banana hearts (they taste like artichoke hearts) sharing a bowl of coconut milk with long peppers, cane vinegar and fresh ginger.

4. If you’re a daredevil, the rewards run to skewered grilled prawns anointed with crab fat — roe jazzed up with garlic and honey, among other accents — sprinkled with pinipig (dried, fried rice) and torched with minced habanero.

5. If you’re solo, you might be shown to No. 31, the padded steel chair facing the kitchen and its wok show, arguably the most exclusive chef’s table in town.

6. List checkers can say they agree with the Gray Lady, Bro Appetit and the paper owned by the billionaire whose hobbies include delivering what you want, really fast.

7. The cocktails live up to the cooking. “The Good Neighbor” makes nice with rum, banana, sherry, lime and black walnut bitters.

8. When you wait in line for a few hours, you make friends.

9. Pork belly tastes positively refreshing when crisp trimmings are marinated in adobo and they dress a bowl of rice splashed with champagne vinegar and served with pickled cucumber.

10. No one says “I’m sorry” more sincerely than co-owner Genevieve Villamora. It’s the most challenging part of the job,” says the greeter extraordinaire, who turns away as many as 60 hopefuls on weekends — but does it in such a way that they want to return.

The 2017 Top 10:

No. 10 Sfoglina

No. 9 Salt Line

No. 8 ChiKo

No. 7 Tiger Fork

No. 6 Bad Saint

No. 5 Métier

No. 4 Minibar

No. 3 Himitsu

No. 2 Pineapple and Pearls

No. 1 Inn at Little Washington


Chef Tom Cunanan was born in the Philippines and subscribes to a simple formula for success at Bad Saint: Cook what you know. (Deb Lindsey /For The Washington Post)

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The following review appeared in The Washington Post’s 2016 Fall Dining Guide.

Ordering is the easy part. Getting a foot in the door of the hottest Filipino restaurant in the country? That’s where you need some help with this 24-seat shoe box. If hiring someone to stand in line for you goes against your grain (or budget), try showing up as early as 3:30 in the afternoon for a crack at the initial 5:30 p.m. seating. Also, keep in mind that if you show up 30 minutes or so before closing, there’s a chance a seat might be free, or close to it. The national attention lavished on Bad Saint appears only to have pushed the team harder to impress us. The food these days is even better than when the joint, personalized with family photos, opened to raves last year. The most arresting salad in town is a downy tower of raw shaved coconut, julienned snow peas, purple cabbage and edible flowers, invigorated with a lime leaf dressing. Some of the area’s best goat is here, too, trumpeting lemon grass and chilies in a braise that’s stained black with charred coconut. And I love the new accompaniment to a bowl of clams and sausage swimming in house-made XO sauce: fried Chinese doughnuts for sopping up the gravy. “I like people to be able to pick up food with their hands,” explains co-owner Genevieve Villamora, the smile at the door. Yes, ma’am!

Waiting in line for a great meal has become common in D.C. where diners can wait hours before being seated at Bad Saint, Rose's Luxury or Little Serow. Washington's dining scene has gained national attention because of these restaurants and places like Pineapple & Pearls. ( Jayne Orenstein / The Washington Post)

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The following review appeared in The Washington Post’s 2016 Spring Dining Guide as No. 4 on a list of the year’s 10 best new restaurants.

Bad news about Bad Saint: The Columbia Heights restaurant doesn’t take reservations for its 24 seats, meaning diners have to get in line early for the chance to explore the Filipino menu by chef Tom Cunanan. But what a ride once you’re in! Shrimp fritters spiky with shredded vegetables are by turns sweet, funky and loud. Chicken marinated in cane vinegar, bay leaf and garlic and finished with fresh grilled coconut might be described by a server as “life-changing.” All I know is, I scraped the bowl clean and couldn’t wait to do so again. In a word, the food here is bold. And bodacious. With luck, you’ll be squeezed into a booth rather than against a ledge, or better yet, at one of three seats facing the fire show of a tiny open kitchen.

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The following review was originally published Jan. 6, 2016.

Bad Saint review: A Filipino restaurant packs big tastes into a small package


Nick Pimentel and Genevieve Villamora are the co-owners of Bad Saint in Columbia Heights. (Dayna Smith/For the Washington Post)

The chicharrones are dusted with Cheetos-orange XO powder and presented with a bowl of chili vinegar. (Dayna Smith/For the Washington Post)

The modern equivalent of a dinner bell? At Bad Saint in Columbia Heights, showtime is when the bamboo window shades of the trim restaurant roll up, and strings of outside lights, stretching from facade to trees, switch from dark to bright. With luck, you are among the first two dozen or so people in line at 5:30 p.m. The 24-seat Filipino eatery, which accepts parties no larger than four, adds to the city yet another dining attraction that doesn’t take reservations (indeed, it doesn’t even have a phone).

A host, likely co-owner Genevieve Villamora, admits a few early birds at a time, asking about allergies before showing guests to a perch in the restaurant equivalent of a micro-apartment. A handful of fortunate customers quickly fills two tight booths along the left wall and three seats, one for solo acts, fronting the open kitchen. Remaining early birds land at a slender ledge in the rear or (better) a counter with a window facing 11th Street NW. The former comes with a band of mirrors for decoration, meaning your view is of yourself drinking a Manila Sling and eating lumpia. The latter setup frames a sidewalk lined with people who want to trade places with you.

Getting into Bad Saint takes effort. Eating there leaves you grateful. The latest instance of Filipino food in the region, Bad Saint celebrates a cuisine influenced by colonialism and trade partners — Spain, Mexico, China, the United States — while combining the talent of three principals who have family ties to the Philippines. (Co-owner Nick Pimentel, a partner in nearby Room 11, and chef Tom Cunanan, a veteran of the local Knightsbridge Restaurant Group, round out the cast.) The names of many of the dishes, served family-style and in no particular order, may be unfamiliar to non-natives, but their personalities encourage you to learn them, if only so you can call them by name the next visit.


Bad Saint’s kitchen staff, including chef Tom Cunanan in the yellow hat and line cook Duane Shand in the gray, perform a balancing act in the small space. (Dayna Smith/For the Washington Post)

Warm up with ukoy. It’s what happens when you introduce shredded sweet potato, carrots, yuca and whole freshwater shrimp to a cornstarch slurry and fry the mass in hot oil until everything sticks. “Eat it with your hands,” a server instructs. A tad sweet and pleasantly funky, the spiky fritter comes with a chili vinegar that excites the eating and a crunch loud enough to perk up neighbors’ ears.

Another dish that’s easy to fall for is tapa, what tastes like beef jerky (only sweeter) on a nest of greens with a split cooked farm egg in the center. “It’s a breakfast dish,” says the server, who coaches us to mix the runny garnish with the greens, the air-dried meat and rice that lines the bottom of the bowl.

More daring: bitter melon, “named appropriately,” says Villamora of the chopped green squash that keeps company with fermented Chinese black beans, pungent long peppers and fluffy scrambled egg in a dish that ended my year on a high and a sigh.

Inquiries about the food sometimes elicit backstories. Ask for a bowl called (altogether now!) sinigang na hip on at isda, and you might be told that the meaty snakefish in the tamarind-spiked fish broth, so bodacious it should be bottled and sold separately, is caught by local watermen using flashlights and crossbows at night. There are shrimp in the swirl, too, and they’re tasty swimmers. Several adobos populate the menu, but only one of the dishes (which feature a protein marinated in cane vinegar, bay leaf and garlic, among other amplifiers) is described to us by a server as “life-changing.” Hyperbole? Suffice it to say the tingling braised chicken — rich with coconut milk, dusky with turmeric and scattered with fresh coconut charred on the grill — moves me enough to scrape clean the clay pot. The vessel also finds room for soft chunks of Jarrahdale pumpkin, the prized gourd native to Australia.


A braised chicken dish is served with pumpkin, coconut milk, turmeric and charred coconut. (Dayna Smith/For the Washington Post)

Whole fried branzino buried under spicy greens is an enticing tower of hot and cool, crisp skin and snowy flesh, but hard to tackle given the entree’s height and the lack of a second plate for removing the bones. Did I mention dining space is at a premium? “You have to be skinny to work here,” a pal says as the two of us dodge an incoming order the night we’re wedged into a ledge.

The best word to describe much of this cooking: bold. My preferred chicharrones these days are the fried pork (sometimes chicken) skins dusted with Cheetos-orange XO powder and presented as a bouquet alongside a bowl of chili vinegar. Even the salads lean in. Chopped purple cabbage tossed with toasted almonds and bites of pomelo, similar to grapefruit, gets downright saucy in tandem with a habanero vinaigrette.

If the easy and gracious service feels familiar, it’s because Villamora comes to the project from Little Serow and Komi, the four-star Thai and Greek restaurants, respectively, revered as much for their attention in the dining room as for what leaves the kitchen.

The upside to taking more than two years to open: The owners had time to think through a lot of details — Filipino-inspired cocktails, among other fine points — before turning on the lights in September.


Tapa, a dish of dried beef, greens and an egg, evokes a breakfast of beef jerky — in a good way. (Dayna Smith/For the Washington Post)

While the interior is cramped, the design does its best to distract diners with a view — say, a kitchen animated by dancing fire and a large wok, or the personal effects of the staff, including a shrine created from family photos and a shelf set off with mah-jongg tiles. What looks to be wooden lattice over your head is oxidized, laser-cut steel, its pattern modeled after that of the woven baskets specific to Mindanao, the island in the Philippines where Pimentel’s father was born.

Bad Saint offers just one dessert, no doubt to discourage diners from lingering, because there’s always someone somewhere hoping to get a call from the restaurant telling them a few inches of personal space have been freed up. The lone finish, like so much of what comes before it, renders a reason to return: heirloom purple rice from the Philippines strewn with soft bites of cooked apple and airy puffed rice, enlivened with lime zest, its tropical aroma heightened by the steam. (See recipe, Page 33.)

Images of a long-ago Louisiana fishing village, Saint Malo, home to one of the earliest immigrant populations from the Philippines, make plain the restaurant’s name: Malo means “bad” in Spanish.

Diners might translate the experience a little differently: small space, big ad­ven­ture.