Which best describes CNN’s coverage of the Flight 370 disappearance?
A. Wall to wall.
E. Pedal to the metal.
F. All in, all the time.
G. Enormously embarrassing.
Which of the following things did Toronto Mayor Rob Ford NOT do?
B. Declare it ridiculous that he ever
said he wanted to “eat” a certain
female politician because, as a happily
married man, he has had “enough to
eat” at home.
D. Explain that he smoked crack
cocaine but only “in one of my
E. Threaten to kill an adversary
with his bare hands.
G. Solve Fermat’s Last Theorem by
applying the Taniyama conjecture.
In the song “Mister Bojangles,”
what did the dog do?
J. He attempted to mate with Mister
K . He rescued Timmy from the
L . He up and
Which of the following acts performed at this year’s South by Southwest Music Festival?
F . Diarrhea Planet
G . Swearing at Motorists
H . We Butter the Bread With Butter
I. All of these acts, as well as The
Casket Girls, Chuck Mead & His
Grassy Knoll Boys, The Suffers, Two
Cow Garage, The Yolks, Motel Beds,
Paint Fumes, Vancouver Sleep Clinic
and Buck Biloxi and the F---s.
Hollywood producers are casting a movie about the first woman who won the Nobel Peace Prize, the Nobel Prize for physics, the Pulitzer Prize for public service, and the Pritzker Prize for architecture. The real-life woman is homely and 20 pounds overweight. Whom do they cast?
P. Angelina Jolie, wearing nerdy
Q. Beyoncé, wearing nerdy glasses.
R . Scarlett Johansson, wearing nerdy
glasses and a bun.
S. These are all excellent choices!
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