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(The Washington Post, March 9, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, March 2, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Does this rare coffee taste like poop to you?
(The Washington Post, February 23, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
She dreamed a seal was the leader of the free world. What could that mean?
(The Washington Post, February 16, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, February 2, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
One order of ‘Thousand Year Old Eggs with Jellyfish,’ please
(The Washington Post, January 26, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten’s most pathetic career moment? This column idea.
(The Washington Post, January 19, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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When it comes to this pants-popping quandary, Gene is all thumbs
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Here’s what happened before God let cats loose upon the world
(The Washington Post, December 15, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
How to cope with a Trump presidency? Poetry and punchlines.
(The Washington Post, December 1, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Will I ever yield to the modern sissification of discourse? Nope.
(The Washington Post, November 23, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Millennials, maybe you’re right about us baby boomers
(The Washington Post, November 17, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
There’s no silver lining to Trump’s win. So here’s my cat.
(The Washington Post, November 10, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
The end of the ‘Boys-Will-Be-Boys Guy’?
(The Washington Post, November 10, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
There’s no subversive political message in this column. I swear.
(The Washington Post, November 3, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
I understand non-voters. What I don’t get are the ‘undecideds.’
(The Washington Post, October 27, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
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‘I am a genious’ and other cluelessly ironic spelling errors
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Dear Wikipedia: Please change my photo!
(The Washington Post, September 29, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Cheesecake is not cake, and other ways words can trick you
(The Washington Post, September 22, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
What if Randi Weingarten were U.S. education secretary? (Part 2 in a series.)
(The Washington Post, September 9, 2016; 4:00 AM)
 
Watch out, ‘pharmacy’ spam callers.
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Dear customer-service reps: We’re sorry.
(The Washington Post, August 18, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
President Trump’s inaugural address will be so great, believe me
(The Washington Post, August 11, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Are brown-eyed people losers, and other burning questions
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Angry birds: A story from the mean streets
(The Washington Post, July 28, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Why I laugh in the face of death
(The Washington Post, July 21, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Citizens of the world: Don’t let the food cowards win.
(The Washington Post, July 14, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: The worst thing my dog could do on a baseball field
(The Washington Post, July 7, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
This is how much we care about bringing you the annual Post Hunt
(The Washington Post, June 23, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Let’s get to the root of AARP’s dental insurance
(The Washington Post, June 16, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: He dreaded his daughter’s wedding. Turns out he didn’t need to.
(The Washington Post, June 9, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten’s column is on your favorite subject: You.
(The Washington Post, June 2, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: How the government should really wield its power
(The Washington Post, May 26, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: What rhymes with ... religion?
(The Washington Post, May 19, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Admit it. You don’t know what ‘epistemological’ means either.
(The Washington Post, May 12, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Can a dog outrun Usain Bolt? (and other questions for Google)
(The Washington Post, May 5, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: The shtruggle is real
(The Washington Post, April 28, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: What weapon can strike fear in the hearts of men? Eyebrows.
(The Washington Post, April 21, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: That awkward moment when you take your kid to the restroom
(The Washington Post, April 14, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: I want to buy a vow!
(The Washington Post, April 7, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: A mea culpa (no offense to the Romans!)
(The Washington Post, March 31, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Here’s some unsound advice
(The Washington Post, March 24, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: The name shame of Axl, Anakin, Arya ...
(The Washington Post, March 17, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
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