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(The Washington Post, November 2, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, October 26, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, September 28, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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Gene Weingarten: That time I challenged the president to a duel
(The Washington Post, September 14, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, August 31, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, August 24, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Saved, by a whisker
(The Washington Post, August 10, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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(The Washington Post, August 3, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
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Gene Weingarten answers your religion questions. Heaven help us.
(The Washington Post, July 20, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: You’ll never believe this. Actually, maybe you will.
(The Washington Post, July 13, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: A question of bias against short men?
(The Washington Post, July 6, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
He’s got some ‘smart replies’ for you, Gmail
(The Washington Post, June 22, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Thank you for this honor — but what were you thinking?
(The Washington Post, June 15, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Trump says he’s the victim of a witch hunt. These politicians were treated worse.
(The Washington Post, June 8, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
We all make dumb typos. Trump’s are fascinating.
(The Washington Post, May 31, 2017; 10:20 AM)
 
Cat destroys toilet!
(The Washington Post, May 25, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Why you shouldn’t go toe-to-toe with a sports columnist
(The Washington Post, May 18, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
So that’s what happens when you flush cat litter down the toilet
(The Washington Post, May 11, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Yes, my $450 dinner was worth every penny
(The Washington Post, May 4, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten to be inducted into Society of Professional Journalists’ D.C. Pro Chapter Hall of Fame
(The Washington Post, April 27, 2017; 6:00 PM)
 
Just imagine what kind of president we might elect after Trump
(The Washington Post, April 20, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Joan Rivers, Leonard Nimoy ... and now? The curse of Gene Weingarten returns.
(The Washington Post, April 13, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
He probably should open his snail mail more often
(The Washington Post, April 6, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
What happens when a humor columnist discovers a lump in his throat
(The Washington Post, March 30, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
His competitive streak is bigger than yours
(The Washington Post, March 16, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Who would be a better president than the current one? For starters, my cat.
(The Washington Post, March 9, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
The one about the photon and the innkeeper — and other jokes retold as poems
(The Washington Post, March 2, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Does this rare coffee taste like poop to you?
(The Washington Post, February 23, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
She dreamed a seal was the leader of the free world. What could that mean?
(The Washington Post, February 16, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten has a theory about this soda’s secret ingredient
(The Washington Post, February 9, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten has plenty of important questions. Answers? Not so much.
(The Washington Post, February 2, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
One order of ‘Thousand Year Old Eggs with Jellyfish,’ please
(The Washington Post, January 26, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten’s most pathetic career moment? This column idea.
(The Washington Post, January 19, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
What happened when he took off his blinders about Trump
(The Washington Post, January 12, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
When it comes to this pants-popping quandary, Gene is all thumbs
(The Washington Post, January 5, 2017; 9:00 AM)
 
A three-pronged plan to make peace with a Trump presidency
(The Washington Post, December 29, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Here’s what happened before God let cats loose upon the world
(The Washington Post, December 15, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
How to cope with a Trump presidency? Poetry and punchlines.
(The Washington Post, December 1, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Will I ever yield to the modern sissification of discourse? Nope.
(The Washington Post, November 23, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
Gene Weingarten: Millennials, maybe you’re right about us baby boomers
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There’s no silver lining to Trump’s win. So here’s my cat.
(The Washington Post, November 10, 2016; 9:00 AM)
 
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