SCANDAL - Kerry Washington as Olivia Pope on “Scandal.” (ABC/Richard Cartwright) 

-Just in time for the finale of “Scandal,” our friends at Vulture have a monologue generator based on the show.

-I dearly love that Ginny Weasley grew up to be a sports reporter.

-Gary Shteyngart is done blurbing other people’s books.

-We got over the stereotype of the poorly-dressed television lesbian. But now, all we have are femmes, rather than stylish butches.

-A very interesting analysis of what seemed to many people to be a prominent snub by the Pulitzer Prize committee.

-The whole archive of British Pathé newsreels is now available online. In related news, I am suddenly very busy.

-What happens when investigative journalists go under cover and find each other.

Dave McKenna joins Deadspin. The results should be epic.

-I absolutely cannot wait for the return of “Orange Is The New Black”: