NO. BECAUSE THERE IS A SPIDER LIVING INSIDE THEM.
USE LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE.
If only singer Katie Melua had known to be so cautious before experiencing exactly that situation recently. She said in an Instagram post that she heard “occasional shuffling noises” inside her ear for about a week after that flight. “Little spider must have been in them and crawled inside my ear and stayed there for the week,” she said.
This what the spider looked like inside her ear:
A specialist used a micro-vacuum to remove it, alive.
The musician took the spider home in a little jar.
“The ear specialist said he’d never in his career taken out a live bug before. Plenty of dead ones. When it was out, it was pretty tiny,” Melua’s spokesperson told the BBC. The singer reportedly released the arachnid into her garden.
Melua, 30, is a Georgian-British singer best known for the mid-aughts songs “Nine Million Bicycles” and “The Closest Thing to Crazy.” She was — and maybe still is — big in Europe but has never been especially popular in the United States.
She once wrote and recorded a Very Serious Song called “Spider’s Web.” It was not really about spiders.