Hoverboards, you see, are not that easy to ride. So when little kids and their just-as-excited dads hopped on their new wheels to ride around the mess of wrapping paper on the floor or take a spin in the unusually balmy outdoors, it didn’t always end so well.
The hashtag #hoverboardfail has collected more than 900 posts on Instagram. One is a repost from former Washington Nationals player Dan Uggla, who proved that being a professional athlete does not make you immune to the difficulty of the hoverboard. Neither does being a politician, as demonstrated by Florida congressman Carlos Curbelo:
Christina Johns, the attending physician in the emergency room at Children’s National hospital in the District, said she luckily hasn’t seen any hoverboard-related injuries in the past few days. She’s hoping it stays that way — especially in her own home.
“As a parent I considered that fairly heavily when I suggested to Santa that Santa bring hoverboards for Christmas,” Johns said.
Santa did come through for her 7- and 10-year-olds, and so far, they’ve mastered the boards fairly quickly. Johns said she thinks balancing is a little easier for kids because they have a lower center of gravity. But just in case, she makes hers wear helmets any time they hop on the board.
“I would suggest to anybody considering buying them to also get elbow, knee and wrist pads, all the protective equipment we used to haul out for rollerblading and skateboarding,” Johns said.
It’s not yet clear how to stop your hoverboard from catching on fire, though. One in Maryland lit up while it was plugged into a wall. Amazon and other retailers have stopped selling brands that were taking hazardous shortcuts in production, but nearly all brands use lithium ion batteries, which have incinerated electric cars and iPods in the past.
The only answer to fires and crashes seems only to be constant vigilance: Wear a helmet, make sure a friend is around and keep an eye on your board while it’s charging. We would recommend going for the other “hottest gift of the season,” personal drones, but it appears that only ends the same way:
Zoooooooooooom, crash, happy holidays.