And if you thought that was weird, on Saturday night Michael Morse hit a grand slam that was called a single and then changed to a grand slam, but the umpires weren’t satisfied, so they sent everyone back to their original places, and after running the bases in reverse Morse then fake swung and hit a fake home run which Bob Carpenter fake called in his real voice.
“There it goes!!” he said, as nothing happened.
“Are you kidding me?” F.P. Santangelo asked.
“Right field, it is deep!!” Carpenter continued, as no ball went into no outfield where it was not watched by any outfielder and no fans threw their hands up in frustration. “SEE. YOU. LATER. Grand Slam, the Nationals are on top by four.”
“That is the greatest thing I’ve EVER seen in my life,” Santangelo said. “I mean, right when you thought you’ve seen everything in a Major League Baseball game, they pressed rewind on the video and Michael Morse went phantom grand slam.”