(Ricky Carioti/The Washington Post)

I caught up with Stephen Bowen for a quick Last Thing chat, and during the process the Redskins defensive end ended up offering to take one of the more fashion-challenged beat writers shopping for new clothes. I can’t tell you who it is yet (it’s not a Post reporter), but I’ll definitely have more on that trip when it happens. 

In the meantime, here are Bowen’s last things. 

Stephen Bowen, what was the last…

Movie you saw
Batman. “Dark Knight Rises.”

Book you read
The Bible.

Thing you cooked
[after much laughter] Ramen noodles?

Song you downloaded
Kedrick Lamar, “Swimming Pools.”

Last real, real vacation, last year I went to Bora Bora with my wife.

Person who made you laugh
I can’t even tell you. Our whole D-line group is so hilarious. It’s nonstop jokes.

Person who made you mad
Probably a player from an opposing team.

Thing you took a picture of
My kids.

Time you cried
When my mother-in-law passed away last December.

Time you bled
Every day.

Tattoo you got
Probably a year ago, I got my daughter’s face on my chest.

Website you visited