Four straight. Teddy Roosevelt has won four straight President races. Never thought I’d see the day. He can’t lose. All manner of circumstances, and they all point to the finish line. Everything’s coming up Teddy. Anyhow, after his own Teddy theatrics, Mark DeRosa would brain any other President who dared to win.

Friday, as you can see, it was the grounds crew, coming to Teddy’s aid with some well-placed tackles.This followed Thursday’s Kool-Aid acid trip.