YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID ROB PARKER? NOW INNOCENT SPORTS FANS IN FRANCE ARE BEING SUBJECTED TO FIRST TAKE-QUALITY ‘EMBRACE DEBATE’ STYLE QUESTIONS THAT NO ONE IN THE REAL WORLD IS EVEN ASKING.
Whew. Anyhow, The Bog’s newfound European-RGIII-beat reporter, Steve Wilson, reports that L’Equipe had a bit of trouble with Parker’s “cornball brother” phrase, going with “faux frere,” or “fake brother,” which sounds a lot classier than cornball brother anyhow. Wilson also suggests we henceforth refer to the QB as Er Gie Trois. Ibid.