I mentioned earlier today that Bryce Harper (#MLB13Harper) is heavily campaigning (#MLB13Harper) to be the MLB 13 cover boy (#MLB13Harper). That was meant to be my first and only post on it, but then Harper tweeted a video with a rose in his mouth, seductively hissing, and I just couldn’t let that one go.

Unlike his previous ad, this one is strictly for the ladies.  

“To all the ladies out there, I’d really appreciate it if you voted for me to be the ‘MLB 13: The Show’ cover athlete today,” he says in the video. “But I just want you to know that I’ve been thinking about you, too. Baby, I got you flowers.”

The Nats phenom then places a rose between his teeth and hisses like a puma cougar cat snake I don’t know what. This kid really wants that cover.