I enjoyed these photos of various Washington Nationals from the team’s annual picture day down in Viera.

I especially enjoyed them because Jayson Werth appears to have a small brownish shrubbery attached to his chin, and because Ian Desmond appears to be auditioning for the role of “Bad Guy Villain No. 1” in an ’80s crime drama, and because the glint in Bryce Harper’s eyes could cut glass.

Especially the beard, though.

(All photos by Mike Ehrmann/Getty)