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ACC map locates College Park on the Eastern Shore

You know how everyone associated with Maryland always thought the ACC head office just didn’t get them, that their minds were stuck on Tobacco Road, that they imagined College Park as some foreign land way off in the Yankee north?

Well, some people thought that was all just paranoia. And others would point to this ACC map on display at this year’s hoops tournament in Greensboro. College Park, you’ll note, has now been relocated to the Eastern Shore.

Of course, Charlottesville is now somewhere near Norfolk.

I don’t think I’m going to fact check the rest of the map, but if you’ve got a lot of spare time, be my guest.

(Via the great @D1scourse.)

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.
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