Redskins linebacker Rob Jackson has teamed up with Funny or Die to bring us this video that I don’t really understand. Dressed as a leprechaun, he shows up in some random couple’s house to force them to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, and terrifies them all day by doing things like pouring their cereal, standing in the shower, becoming a yoga mat and then appearing between them in bed as they’re kissing.
“Who are you?” the husband finally asks.
“I’m Rob Jackson. I play for the Washington Redskins.”
“Why are you doing this to us?” the wife pleads.
“It’s St. Patrick’s Day,” Jackson says, hugging the couple as he sits between them in bed (!?!??!!). “Every St. Patrick’s Day, we choose someone’s house and surprise them with St. Patrick’s Day cheers. It’s tradition!”
So yeah, it’s just all pretty confusing. The end is really good, though, when you find out that Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole time. Video is below.