The thing about weddings is that even if you’re trying to keep it a secret, the registry will always give you up.

I have no idea if this is an official registry, but The Knot has the wedding of Robert Griffin III and Rebecca Liddicoat listed for July 6 in Virginia, and a corresponding registry at Bed Bath & Beyond confirms that date. Unless it’s a decoy, and they’re already married and laughing at us all.

Here’s the registry, if you’re inclined to send the couple a wedding gift. Dibs on the Brita 4-pack Replacement Filters.