If baseball won’t work, try bread and circuses.
If bread and circuses won’t work, maybe bacon and chocolate?
Longtime reader @RyanJKelly spotted this sweet-and-salty concoction on the club level Saturday night. Five bucks will get you three slices. Or strips. Or lashings. Or whatever chocolate-covered bacon is called.
By the end of the season, the sprinklers will be spraying fans with Long Island Iced Tea.