New to me: Clinton Portis does a feature for the ACC Digital Network and it’s exactly what you’d expect a Portis production to be.

This week he gives you his three reasons why the Maryland football team should be taken seriously, and this video has everything. Clinton Portis giggling at cartoon crabs, dancing Terrapins, a mini C.J. Brown and treadmilling (you know, that thing where you’re pretending to walk away but are really staying in one place).