(Via @emc7x)

The Redskins have played two NFC East road games this season.

Both of those games were attended by a man with a floor-length, white fur coat that says “BALLIN” and a bunch of other stuff on the back, a man who appears to be fond of wearing temporary tattoos and band-aids on his face.

If anyone knows this man, I guess you could ask him if he’s going to the Giants game in New Jersey. Or tell him to get in touch with me. Or refer him to an excellent therapist.

(Via @emc7x, @recordsANDradio, and others.)