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No, there is no journalistic value in this item.

No, I won’t be including it on my list of greatest life achievements.

Yes, many NFL fans — including some Redskins fans — seem to believe that Kirk Cousins’s first name is Kurt. This isn’t only a problem for Cowboys fans.

Yes, I will ignore all of that and still post these missives from Cowboys (and Eagles) fans about the upcoming meeting between Dallas and Kurt Cousins. Because it’s funny. And laughter is healthy.