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Back in September, Adam Kilgore wrote about Bryce Harper’s plans to get bigger in the offseason, specifically “as big as a house.” A story on ESPN this past Friday repurposed the quote, implying that Harper made the comment “recently.” The world ran with it, forcing Harper to clear things up on Twitter.

Shame on you all for not reading every word of Nats Journal religiously.

If there’s one thing that doesn’t need clearing up, it’s Harper’s love of extreme sports, including UFC. Over the weekend, he expressed interest in getting his own UFC title belt. It looks like he’ll get one, and we can all be grateful that he’s coming by it the easy way.