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Turns out all it takes for the good times to return to the Caps dressing room is a trip with their vodka-swilling dads, a dominant win in Montreal, a follow-up win in Buffalo, and an optional skate in Columbus.

Next thing you know, Alex Ovechkin is in goalie pads, defending an imaginary dressing-room goal from a very real dressing room ball.

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Win a couple more road games, and they’ll be dressing rookies in clown costumes and having them sing Rigoletto arias in Swedish.