The most 2014 storyline of this Redskins offseason thus far happened over the weekend.
Maybe you missed it. If you were camping in southwestern Montana while your phone was hanging out with Icelandic ascetics and you also covered your eyes and ears with Internet-proof mud. Otherwise, you probably didn’t miss it.
Still, I’m going to recap everything that happened, because it was remarkable. It’s all so remarkable that I can’t even fathom how you’d form an opinion about any of this, other than that sports reporting in 2014 is unlike sports reporting has ever been in world history.
Joining Instagram @RobertGriffinIII. First pic dedicated to my family, friends & fans going up tomorrow— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 5, 2014
Told this will be a great way he can interact with fans, friends, family and share his journey getting ready for the 2014 season @RGIII— Dianna Marie Russini (@NBCdianna) April 5, 2014
Sounds like #Redskins QB Robert Griffin has something brewing for his Instagram launch tomorrow. Color me curious.— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) April 5, 2014
#Redskins QB Robert Griffin III joined Instagram. His first post will be ″dedicated to [his] family, friends and fans,” he said last night.— Zac Boyer (@ZacBoyer) April 6, 2014
Heard y’all think RG4 is on the way, I’ve cut my hair & or I’m changing my number ha ha. Going to church now, then w… http://t.co/8mnCZpOdfc— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 6, 2014
The logo Adidas designed for @RGIII will be on all kinds of athletic gear, that will soon be released.— Mike Jones (@MikeJonesWaPo) April 6, 2014
The logo, his nickname roughly in the shape of a heart, ″represents all of the work the people around me put in to help me succeed in life.”— Zac Boyer (@ZacBoyer) April 6, 2014
This logo is about GIVING BACK to the people who have helped along the way. http://t.co/p0woEB3gcg— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 6, 2014
Blessed by God to be given this opportunity. Giving US an identifier to stand behind.— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 6, 2014
Giving back is a big part of what WE athletes do. Very excited to share past, present & future efforts of giving back with you guys soon— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 6, 2014
RGIII unveils new logo (Photo) http://t.co/U8shUufqoS— WTOP (@WTOP) April 7, 2014
RGIII hypes Instagram debut, uses it to unveil new logo http://t.co/lfQFvijsxH— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) April 6, 2014
RG3’s new Adidas logo - who cares? Stuff like that doesn’t impress me. Throwing touchdowns impresses me. Yes, I’m old.— Rick Snider (@Snide_Remarks) April 6, 2014
@wsk28rules nothing wrong with the 22nd ranked QB in league last year having his own logo— thom loverro (@thomloverro) April 6, 2014
…yep, that’s a logo. Maybe I’m 738 years old, but do people legitimately care?— Matt Terl (@matt_terl) April 6, 2014
Some want to see to fail. But more want to see you succeed.— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 7, 2014
Have Learned we are not able to please everybody, but can outwork them. On the field, off the field & in the classroom #KnowYourWhy— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) April 7, 2014
I really hope @RGIII sells shirts and hoodies with his new logo on it !!— Portuguese and Proud (@UnsungHero17) April 7, 2014