Courtesy Maryland Athletics.

In these times of online strife and sports-based disagreements and terribly raised blood-pressure readings over what is supposed to be a joyful distraction from everyday life, let’s all at least agree on this: Scott Van Pelt does a wonderful, masterful, pitch-perfect Thom Loverro impersonation that will bring a smile to every human’s face.

I would listen to 15 minutes of this. Heck, I would listen to two hours of this. For now, 10 seconds will have to suffice.

This happened during Van Pelt’s weekly appearance on Thursday’s program, when Loverro was out with a tooth issue. Audio courtesy ESPN 980. Thanks to the one and only Barno for the tip.