Denard Span saw Mike Tyson at the mall on Monday.
Just seen iron mike tyson in the mall. Ain’t gon lie I was a little scared to say what’s up lol— Denard Span (@thisisdspan) June 2, 2014
A Nats player at the mall almost has to mean either Pentagon City or Tysons Corner. I guess Fair Oaks is possible, but highly unlikely. Maybe Montgomery Mall for the one or two players who live in Maryland. Or White Flint Mall, if anyone’s friends with Drew Gooden.
But let’s be real. If a boxer named Mike Tyson is going to a local mall, it’s got to be Tysons Corner. And indeed
Because HE’S A BOXER NAMED TYSON. AT TYSONS CORNER.
Get it? Do you get it? Do you?
This appears to be Mike Tyson at Liljenquist & Beckstead jewelers on Monday. Below, he’s at the Ritz-Carlton. Not sure how he changed clothes like that. Judging by social media, Tyson also attended a local high school’s graduation ceremony on Monday.