We didn’t think today’s bearded stadium giveaway news could get any better after the Washington Nationals provided a first look at their Jayson Werth Garden Gnome this morning.

Then the Potomac Nationals tweeted a photo of the Jayson Werth BobbleBeard the team will give away on Saturday at Pfitzner Stadium.

Wow. Just look at those flowing, doll hair-like locks, which extend halfway down Werth’s miniature, plastic back.

The BobbleBeard giveaway is part of Potomac’s Beard-A-Palooza celebration, which begins Friday with awards for the hairiest and scariest beard in Northern Virginia and a variety of beard-related promotions between innings.

I think I want both of these giveaways more than I’ve ever wanted another giveaway before.