With Manny Machado Salsa on the shelves, can Natitude Sauce be far behind?

(Via PLB Sports)

Whether or not you like the Orioles, I hope you’ll admit that many of our readers shop at Giant, and many of our readers live in the Maryland suburbs, and many of our readers will thus have the opportunity to purchase Manny Machado’s salsa, which (if you buy it online) comes in two-packs of medium and mild, which is the weirdest way to buy salsa I’ve ever heard of. Who buys a two-pack of salsa? And why medium and mild?

The salsa was unveiled at a Pikesville Giant on Tuesday, a store I believe I used to frequent with my grandparents. The Baltimore Sun had a reporter on the scene, and some of his reports were magical.

WBAL says the salsa will be available in the greater Baltimore area. In the meantime, here’s our APB for Ian Desmond Steak Sauce, Matt LeCroy Mayo, Jayson Werth Pomade, or Adam LaRoche Duck Sauce.

Update: Whoa!

Dan Steinberg writes about all things D.C. sports at the D.C. Sports Bog.

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