(Via MLB.com)

“Sharknado 3: The Third One” hit Nationals Park during Thursday’s Presidents Race and left Teddy wondering why Ian Ziering or Richard Kind didn’t save him.

The storm of man-eating sharks that ravaged Citi Field in “Sharknado 2,” which debuted on the Syfy channel to much amusement and ridicule the night before, seems to be moving south, touching down in National League East ballparks along the way. Is Turner Field the next target? One can only hope.

Let Teddy Win created this amazing GIF of the carnage:

Forget the stick, Teddy. You probably need a chainsaw.