I don't care what they called it, it's totally not a cicada.
The newest addition to the race jumps on board the untuck train.
G-Wiz using Slapshot to launch himself at Teddy wins the day.
You thought we could stop reporting on Presidents Races once Teddy's accursed streak finally ended? You thought wrong, pal.
The 26th Presidential mascot is now 4 for his last 4, this time winning with the help of some rogue grounds crew members.
Now that Teddy has won, we can go back to cheering for baseball.
Not everyone was happy with Teddy's victory today.
Twitter explodes as Teddy crosses the finish line first.
After more than 500 losses, Teddy Roosevelt caps an amazing Nationals season with his first-ever mascot win.