Would you enjoy driving on the Burger King Capital Beltway? Or how about the SpringHill Suites by Marriott Key Bridge?

Naming rights for nearly anything seem to be for sale. Ashley Halsey III has a story today about how naming rights for major roads could be in the future for the Washington region.

So that got us thinking: What would be the best combination of name and roadway? It could be funny, it could be fitting, or it could just be a bizarre pairing of brand and road. Feel free to share your best suggestions in the comments below (while keeping things clean, of course). You never know, some enterprising soul could like one of your ideas and take it upon themselves to set up a Kickstarter*.

(* – Some enterprising soul probably won’t set up a Kickstarter.) (Probably. You never know.)