Not holding onto a float during a victory parade is a bad idea, but not as bad as putting tall people atop doubledecker buses and taking an overpass-laden route. (Andrew Serota / Getty Images)

The Baltimore Ravens examined the Miami Heat’s championship parade and found it … wanting.

The Ravens tweeted their scorn, comparing it to the Super Bowl parade in Baltimore last February. It was kind of the Ravens not to note that, in their parade, no superstar was nearly decapitated, although Ray Rice did fall off a float.

Naturally, this isn’t over and other pictures tell a different story.

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