You can tell this is Tiger Woods and not Mike Wilbon because 1) the cap fits properly and 2) the squirrel is alive. (Matt Sullivan / Getty Images)

Everyone’s favorite costume-loving sports jabberers won Halloween on Thursday with their “Pardon the Interruption” outfits and impersonation of America’s other fun couple.

Michael Wilbon was Tiger Woods, complete with golf club, red shirt, poorly-sized cap and over-caffeinated lil squirrel.

Tony Kornheiser was Edgar Winter Woods’s lady friend, Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn.

Say what you will about Kornheiser, he makes a good-lookin’ woman.