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David Stern is finishing his last week as commissioner of the NBA, a gig he has held for 30 years.

On Wednesday, he read the Top 10 list of “Things I’ve Learned in My 30 Years as Commissioner of the NBA” on “Late Show with David Letterman” and every single shot was nothing but net. For instance, “Dr. J is not a licensed physician,” and the indisputably true “No NBA player has ever made a bad movie.”

Top this when you go, Bud Selig.

H/T Eric Stangel, Justin Stangel