The best World Cup commercial has Ian Darke calling an awkward first date (video)

Blimey, Ian Darke calling an awkward first date in a promo spot for ESPN’s World Cup coverage is absolutely “Bang! On target!”

The lead commentator for this summer’s big soccer tournament steps in to call a dinner date between “two sides eager to fulfill their destiny” and the result is just perfect.

Watch to see what happens when “an absolute firecracker” meets “an apparent no-hoper looking for his first win.”