South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney holds up his jersey — with an assist from NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell — as the Houston Texans first pick of the first round of the 2014 NFL Draft. (AP Photo/Craig Ruttle)

It would seem like the obvious choice, but unfortunately, none of the 32 first-round draft picks opted for Ultimate Warrior’s theme song. Not that it would’ve mattered, though. No one could hear any of the walk-up songs that everyone was so excited for anyway. So, let’s go through them here instead. And just for extra kicks, we’ll throw in a sweet GIF of the world’s newly-minted potential stars.

No. 1: Jadeveon Clowney to the Houston Texans 

(Via Lost Lettermen)

“The Man” by Aloe Blacc

No. 2: Greg Robinson to the St. Louis Rams

(Via Gfycat)

“Happy” by Pharrell Williams

No. 3: Blake Bortles to the Jacksonville Jaguars

(Via SBNation)

“Blow Up” by J. Cole

No. 4: Sammy Watkins to the Buffalo Bills

(Via Bleacher Report)

“Look What You’ve Done” by Drake

No. 5: Khalil Mack to the Oakland Raiders

(Via Imgur)

“Happy” by Pharrell Williams

No. 6: Jake Matthews Atlanta Falcons

(Via Blogspot)

“Going The Distance” by Bill Conti

No. 7: Mike Evans to Tampa Bay Buccaneers

(Via SBNation)

“Trophies” by Young Money feat. Drake

No. 8: Justin Gilbert to Cleveland Browns

(Via NESN)

“We Dem Boyz” by Wiz Khalifa

No. 9: Anthony Barr to the Minnesota Vikings

(Via SBNation)

He didn’t pick any music because he was at home.

No. 10: Eric Ebron to Detroit Lions

(Via GifDSports)

“They Don’t Love You No More” by DJ Khaled

No. 11 Taylor Lewan to the Tennessee Titans

(Via SBNation)

“Rock City” by Kings Of Leon

No. 12: Odell Beckham Jr. to the New York Giants

(Via The Big Lead)

“The Sky Is the Limit” by Lil Wayne

No. 13: Aaron Donald to the St. Louis Rams

(Via Minus)

No music.

No. 14: Kyle Fuller to the Chicago Bears

(Via Minus)

“We Made It” by Drake feat. Soulja Boy

No. 15: Ryan Shazier to the Pittsburgh Steelers

(Via Imgur)

“Everythang” by Young Jeezy

No. 16: Zack Martin to the Dallas Cowboys

(Via SBNation)

No music.

No. 17: C.J. Mosley to the Baltimore Ravens

(Via USA Today)

“My Favorite Song” by Wiz Khalifa

No. 18: Calvin Pryor to the New York Jets

(Via The Whistle)

“Dreams & Nightmares” by Meek Mill

No. 19: Ja’Wuan James to the Miami Dolphins

No music.

No. 20: Brandin Cooks to the New Orleans Saints

(Via Twitpic)

“Everythang” by Young Jeezy

No. 21: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix to the Green Bay Packers

(Via USA Today)

“Never Would Have Made It” by Marvin Sapp

No. 22: Johnny Manziel to the Cleveland Browns

(Via Fat Man Writing)

“Draft Day” by Drake

No. 23: Dee Ford to the Kansas City Chiefs

(Via USA Today)

No music.

No. 24: Darqueze Dennard to the Cincinnati Bengals

(Via Draft Mecca)

No music.

No. 25: Jason Verrett to the San Diego Chargers

(Via NFL Draftforce)

“Icy” by Gucci Mane

No. 26: Marcus Smith to the Philadelphia Eagles

(Via Bolts from the Blue)

No music.

No. 27: Deone Bucannon to the Arizona Cardinals

(Via SBNation)

No music.

No. 28: Kelvin Benjamin to the Carolina Panthers

(Via GifDSports)

No. 29: Dominique Easley to the New England Patriots

(Via SBNation)

No music.

No. 30: Jimmie Ward to the San Francisco 49ers

(Via Hank Jones Scouting)

No music.

No. 31: Bradley Roby to the Denver Broncos

(Via SBNation)

“Believe Me” by Drake feat. Lil Wayne

No. 32: Teddy Bridgewater to the Minnesota Vikings

(Via SBNation)

“The World’s Greatest” by R. Kelly

Songs that didn’t get a chance to not be heard because these players weren’t drafted in Round 1:

Kony Ealy: “Money Baby” by K Camp

Ra’Shede Hageman: “We Made It” by Drake feat. Soulja Boy (Actually, you didn’t hear this song when Kyle Fuller was drafted.)

Jimmy Garoppolo: “Good Life” by Kanye West feat. T-Pain

Cyrus Kouandjio: “Radioactive” by Imagine Dragons

Cody Latimer: “Everyday” by Ace Hood

Marqise Lee: “Handsome & Wealthy” by Migos

Jordan Matthews: “Through The Wire” by Kanye West

Morgan Moses: “Sideline Story” by J. Cole