(Associated Press)

Mouthy former Ole Miss basketball player Marshall Henderson had a productive morning wasting everyone’s time on Twitter.

It all started when he sent out a tweet bashing ESPN’s coverage of Michael Sam, who was shown kissing his boyfriend after he was selected by the St. Louis Rams on Saturday in the NFL draft. “Boycotting sportscenter til this michael sam [swear words] is off …. My brothers are 7 and 11 and saw that!!! #SICKENING,” he wrote, then adding:

Then he turned to his haters.

But wait, big reveal coming!

No more “Game of Thrones” spoilers, Marshall, we beg of you.

Oh. Okay then.

This does not seem like actual science.

Nope, still not at all science.

Not even close to science.

You can’t make me.


Are you done with this yet?