Dale Earnhardt Jr. has all sorts of relationship advice

Dale Earnhardt Jr. had some words of wisdom to dispense via Twitter. (Phelan M. Ebenhack/Associated Press)

At 39 years old (and unmarried as yet), Dale Earnhardt Jr. has been around the track a few times, so who better to turn to for dating advice? The two-time Daytona 500 champ turned Twitter into his personal version of “Loveline” today.

Very sound. No one appreciates hearing the bad news via text message, right, Katy Perry?

Excellent advice! Everyone knows that living well is the best revenge. So if you find yourself making an unscheduled stop in Singlesville, take advantage of your new-found freedom while telling your buddies, “Seriously, if I had to listen to that ‘Rude‘ song one more time …”

Good stuff from Junior. A little later, he even added a crucial bit of advice for guys still in a relationship — it’s essential to make it clear very early on that you intend to put sports on the TV. It still probably won’t work, but hey, you tried.

This former editor and part-time writer at The Post is now happy to prove that if you combine 'blowhard' and 'blaggard,' you get 'blogger.' He previously had used 'Desmond Bieler' as his byline, but feels that shortening the first name to 'Des' nicely conveys his ever-decreasing gravitas. He also covers Fantasy Football.



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Des Bieler · July 23, 2014

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