Ben Affleck accepts the favorite humanitarian award at the People’s Choice Awards at the Nokia Theatre on Wednesday, Jan. 7, 2015, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Steven Tyler (and, if you don’t blink, ESPN’s Bill Simmons) took to “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to throw their support behind the New England Patriots. They all had a similar explanation for Deflategate: “I am the locker room guy.”

Joe Montana doesn’t believe them.