Is there anything Bartolo Colon can’t do? (Marc Serota/Getty Images)

That Bartolo Colon is still playing professional baseball would be incredible enough.

To see the 42-year old pitcher generously listed at 283 pounds amble toward the first base line in Miami, field this dribbler and throw out Marlins first baseman Justin Bour with the flick of his wrist behind his back is flat out ludicrous.

When you’re in the majors for 17 years, you pick up a few things. On Saturday, Colon would go on to pitch his first complete game since 2013 in a 7-0 Mets win.